I love that my husband is a "computer guy." He's smart. Smarter than me or I would be able to put into words exactly what he does for a living. When people ask me, I often just say he's a "computer guru" but sometimes I say "Programmer." Because he does program and I mostly know what that means.
When I was younger I thought I wanted to marry a masseuse so I could always get a good back rub. Turns out, marrying a C.G. is infinitely better because you get the best computers and round-the-clock repair service for free. As an added bonus, my C.G. also gives back rubs. What luck!
His technical savvy also translates to video cameras. Santa Claus gave us a nice one this past year. Now here's the weird thing: I have an expensive scientific calculator that I used for some college classes. I knew it was capable of interfacing with my laptop, playing games, and even connecting with other similar calculators to upload graphs, formulas, etc. I never would have guessed that you can connect my calculator with our video camera so that it can be programmed to take pictures at 15-second intervals, thereby filming a time-lapse video. Somehow my C.G. accomplished such an amazing feat.
I'm proud of him but I don't know that I fully support his new hobby as videographer. His first film, entitled "An Evening with the C*****'s" is now featured on his Facebook page. Ironically, what I find objectionable is not that this is an invasion of privacy. (I suppose I could object to this. An observant viewer will spot a stain on the carpet, for one thing.) It's what the video reveals that bothers me. My entire "performance" is done while I lay on the couch cozied up with my pink laptop, Cheez-Its and Coke within arm's reach. What does this say about me? One word comes to mind: lazy.
Then I had a semi-profound thought. If you really think about it, our whole lives are "recorded," so to speak. We're all going to die someday and we're going to enter the Pearly Gates and give an account of our life. There will be no Johnny Cochran's to defend our actions. Who would need an attorney, for that matter? What's to defend? God knows what we did. He saw it all and it's all been "recorded." The only thing that is going to save us from our damnable deeds is Jesus. And we'd better know Him, otherwise we'll be taking a trip on the down elevator.
Wow. That was heavy.
So let's think about this in the here and now. If someone were following you around with a camera, what would you do differently? I'm not talking about using a tissue instead of just your finger. (But if you do that... Ew.) I'm talking about how you would spend your time, because when get down to it that really means how you would spend your life. Would you really want to watch as much TV? Would it really be important to you what place you held in the Bejeweled Blitz tournament? (I can't help it. I'll stay up a little later if I think I can beat my high score.)
"An Evening With the C*****'s" really convicted me. If nothing else it's served as a reminder to me that life is short. I need to get off the couch.